I ate some blueberries during breakfast this morning and I had to open the last two-liter box with blueberries picked last fall.
This means that I now have less than two listers of blueberries left. This means that…
THERE WILL SOON BE NO MORE BLUEBERRIES LEFT IN THE FRIDGE. THIS IS A TOTAL CRISIS AND IT IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN I’M OUT OF BLUEBERRIES IN A FEW DAYS FROM NOW? EAT BREAKFAST WITHOUT BLUEBERRIES?